1) Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.
2) Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your
grandmother!
3) Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
4)Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.
5)A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough
-or else they never will be.....
6)Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by
the manager.
THE BEST ONE :
7) Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God.
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